MALE-Elements

MALE Elements

The elements, male and female, were created by Douglas Coupland for his novel Shampoo Planet. He is also the author of Generation X.

This table was published in the New York Times on August 28, 1992.

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**Periodic Table of Male Elements**
1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
1 H Heaven																	2 He Hell
3 Dr Drugs	4 Sp Step Parent											5 Sm Strip Mall	6 Np Nuclear Power	7 Se Seattle	8 M Missile	9 Lo Spreadsheet	10 Bi Sound Bite
11 Pz Prozac	12 Cs Convenience Store											13 Cn CNN	14 Bg Slush Drink	15 Us USA Today	16 Sd Satellite Dish	17 Cd CD	18 Ml Metal
19 Mk Monoculture	20 Ja Japan	21 I Immune System	22 B Biomass	23 Xx Photocopy	24 Ad Advertising	25 F Frankenstein	26 Bz Bones	27 Sr Sunrise	28 At Asteroid	29 Bh Black Hole	30 Ly Spandex	31 On 1-800- Number	32 Id Ideology	33 Ct Control	34 Mc McNugget	35 O Orlando	36 Lf Landfill
37 Vc VCR	38 Fx Fax	39 Dx Distortion	40 Mn Amnesia	41 De Deletion	42 Sl Simulation	43 Nu Aspartame	44 Th Millennium	45 Bv Biodiversity	46 Co Cola	47 Ro Steroids	48 Pe Gasoline	49 Ep Edible Oil Product	50 In Artificial Intelligence	51 La Los Angeles	52 Ca Caffeine	53 Dy Dying	54 Mg LSD
55 Ax Anorexia	56 E Real Estate	57 Bo Body Ownership	72 Ch Sin	73 Cy Candy	74 Mm Marilyn Monroe	75 Jd James Dean	76 Da Database	77 Js Joystick	78 Nx Neocortex	79 Su Superman	80 Lt Lottery	81 Ec Eclipse	82 Gv Gravity	83 Lj Leather Jacket	84 Ts Talk Show	85 Tx Detox	86 V Vampire
87 Rt Ready Teller	88 Vi Virus	89 Au Gold	104 Me Me	105 U You	106 Lg Light

			58 W War	59 Lv Las Vegas	60 Bk Bar Code	61 As Star	62 Al Allegiance	63 Mt MTV	64 Wk Warlock	65 Gs Game Show	66 Yk Sitcom	67 Sq Sequel	68 Kd Kingdom	69 Xo Exhaustion	70 Sy Sustain- ability	71 Rr River
			90 Op Opinion Poll	91 Dp Co- dependency	92 Rh Blood	93 C Carbon	94 Pu Plutonium	95 Rw Rewind	96 Oo Moodswing	97 Tz Time Zone	98 Sa Status	99 Eg Ego	100 Fh Flesh	101 An Android	102 St Starvation	103 Rx Redemption